Man Utd’s 15 goals conceded in the Champions League group stage – ranked by their calamity

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The 15 goals Manchester United conceded in this season’s Champions League, ranked by how calamitous and funny they were.

‘Not me, it’s you’ – Rasmus Hojlund promises to be the player Man United thought they were buying 15/09/2025
Rasmus Hojlund is already promising to be the next Manchester United flop that have managed to go on and succeed elsewhere. That is the verdict of European football expert Andy Brassell, who stated the Dane has ‘immediately clicked’ on loan at Napoli. Hojlund scored just 14 minutes into his Napoli debut against FiorentinaGetty Hojlund needed […]
Pep Guardiola told to release Man City star he once said wouldn’t be sold for €500m 12/09/2025
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Barcelona isn’t the right choice for Marcus Rashford despite club rubbishing Manchester United return rumours 08/09/2025
Marcus Rashford made a mistake joining Barcelona because he won’t be given the game time to properly rebuild himself. That is the opinion of European football expert Andy Brassell, who argued that the Catalans can’t meet the England star’s needs. Rashford needs gametime to return to his top levelGetty Rashford showed flashes of quality but […]
‘Historic transfer’ – Polish side signed Arsenal graduate from Premier League team named biggest loser of summer window 08/09/2025
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